This is worse than the people who enter their dogs in dog shows. YOU BOUGHT A GREETING CARD FOR A CRAB. Oh, I guess I can't criticize. I named a star after my cat.

Leave the fucking crabs alone.

This is why your crabs are dying. You're moving these things around and making them pose for pictures next to toy cars and little guitars. They are not rock stars!

It was the largest turnout ever.

There is so much love on this hermit crab web site that it warms my heart.

what

No seriously, what?

I need to lay down.

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