Flute 'n' Veg, submitted by BeccaMay. Have you ever gotten up in the morning and said "Boy, you know what I could go for right now? A couple of consummate professionals whose unique approach to music is enhanced by effective audience management!" WELL PINE NO FURTHER, MY FRIEND!

"Kerry and Alain are consummate professionals whose unique approach to music is enhanced by effective audience management"
Barry Palmer - Musica Viva

From corporate functions to festivals across Australia these finely tuned and sculptured carrot instruments a peel to all ages!

Tuned carrot panpipes can be made to create massed harmonies followed by carrot munching.

I don't believe there is anything left to say.

– Taylor

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