The Watcher Files: Human Reptilians, Aliens, Abduction, Secret G, submitted by Isbiten. This guy's got the right idea!

Is Ted Kennedy Shape-shifting?
The Connection Between UFOs and Satanism
Is Kofi a Reptilian?
Is Lucifer a Hemaphrodite?
Joint Alien and Human Underground Bases: Is our Government in Collusion with Lucifer and His Forces? Yes!
Is Hillary the next clone project?
Did Al Gore shape-shift on TV?

YES, YES, AND YES!

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