The Body Bouncer, submitted by vibrantglow. You can think of Body Bouncer as a trampoline shaped like a picnic stool with a hole in it. It is either the best or the worst invention mankind has ever produced. If you’re thinking “best” I suggest you to put aside images of Liv Tyler bouncing around on this thing and try to picture what it might do in the hands of less savory characters. It’s rated to 500 pounds and I bet a small pony would bounce on that thing pretty well.
The site features a list of moves with awesome names and descriptions that can only be performed through the magical bouncing action of the Body Bouncer. The images are sexual but feature simplistic single-color renderings of people. Consider yourself warned.
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A playful groove that's perfect for impromptu scenarios and risky situations. A gentle rocking motion sends her back and forth on his shaft. Always keep Bouncer planted firmly against wall.
If you’re interested in laughing until you throw up I highly recommend viewing the promotional video for the Body Bouncer. You can click either the Quicktime or the WMV link in the upper right corner of the site.
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