Clearly someone who has this many sock monsters hanging around their house has issues. Not that I am judging Plethora, I just want her to know that help is available if she needs it.
Snail love is the best kind of love holla if you're down.
Beware the next time you prepare to enjoy a delicious cup of tea, as a terrifying surprise may be waiting in store for you. A surprise even more terrifying than the teabag bursting.
The last contribution from Plethora is this zombie bunny. Brains or carrots?
Undead sock rabbits can strike at any time. It's too late for this young child of Velvet Sparrow, but you can still protect yourself by knowing the dangers.
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