Newfie

> Open beer, enter rainbow archway to the most fabulous gay bar in the wasteland

RedTeam

> walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.

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pathetic little tramp

> CANNONBALLLL!

Lucy Heartfilia

> eat the body of christ to gain his power

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steinrokkan

> As Black Jesus use the power of transubstantiation to summon Gay Black Hitler

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Prison Warden

> fuse with Black hitler to produce the ultimate Socialist

Regalingualius

> Grind up and snort Christ's bones, splitting the dust between you and Gay Black Hitler.

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plain blue jacket

> Officiate gay marriage between famine and Homosex with gay hitler as the best man

Atma

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