The Sphinxster
"About 12 inches I guess"
Tace Vim
"...well I try to break the ice at parties, while he provides the small talk"
TwoFire
"Big prick, meet bigger prick."
Applewhite
"Technically it's still 'death by lethal injection'"
Applewhite
"I'm afraid you're going to need yet another colonoscopy."
Applewhite
"The deafening sound of your super-heartbeat has left me with permanent hearing damage."
Zanzibar Ham
"Mr. Luthor sir, you were Superman this whole time?!"
Applewhite
"Comic books are for children"
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