You winned!
Last time I held a contest to celebrate the super-good redesign of Something Awful. Let's look at the entries.
Jacob Embody didn't seem to give two shits.
Chris Walz had no idea that I am terrified by statue penises.
Tomme VidnXs gets points for scale but none for PISSING ME THE HELL OFF!
WINNER:
Nathan Oberle just secured the Obama Presidency.
Congrats to Nathan for winning and making me spend nearly $2.00 on postage. He was sent a written, autographed copy of my grad school article along with a super secret goony prize!
Will you be the next winner?
Who will survive?
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This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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