Steve: This is what you think is cool?
Zack: Oh, it's so cool, man! It's like, what if a cat was also a woman, so it was sexy in the lady parts and hten a cat when we're talking business.
Steve: Don't make fun of this stuff. This was the last monthly issue. Then they went quarterly.
Zack: And to commemorate it, someone made this excellent statue. Possible a ten year old.Steve: That's Boris Vallejo. I don't...I can't...just make it stop.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.