Zack: Somebody just saw that the price on giant moon boots has doubled.
Steve: Distraughtman.
Zack: Maybe he stuffed all his forehead into those mega boots.
Steve: Is that a religious symbol on his belt?
Zack: Yes, the warhead that he is detonating is the news that He has risen.
Zack: You want to blow up your enemies? Put your faith in Jesus Christ.
Steve: Does Jesus have powers better than a gun?
Zack: Not directly, but he has great connections, so I have to give the win to Jesus.
Steve: Oh, so you get to count their super group when you're deciding this?
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