Zack: Hey bros just was released from my thousand year slumber by a curse scarab or whatever and I'm ready to shred some planks bros. What do you say we head down to the library and grind some beef 720 style?
Steve: I think a mummy would be pretty good at skateboarding. He's already all padded up with bandages what's the worst that could happen?
Zack: No way, those things are all dried out from sitting in a desert for the last thousand years. They'd screw up a kick flip and end up cut in half crotch-first.Steve: Tell that to Tony Hawk.
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