I couldn't believe it so again I tried my hardest to get caught. That was to no avail, so I offered her a loc where she could come to pick it up.
I made up a bogus loc hoping that she would just run around looking for it and never find out I didn't really have a rare jewel from a winged Hill Giant.
Damn, she didn't know how to use loc and asked if I could come to her! I didn't want to go right away so I gave her an excuse...
I continued the excuse.
She seemed to be impressed by my excuse and again prompted me to go visit her (I guess she couldn't wait to get her hands on my "rare jewel").
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