GETTING MOST OUT OF UR HOLIDAY $$$$

Holiday $$$ short this year
We got ways 2 pinch a penny
Is this story just another squealing pigface,
Of the capitalist machine?

Buy, buy, buy.

LOL guys!

Can't post that on the twitter board!
The façade must never slip,
Never show them that we kneel,
Before mammon,
And moloch,
And all the rest.

Holiday $$$ short on cash,
Listen 2 us,
We'll tell you how...
2 buy.

I wanna blue ray.
1 for the bedroom.
Got 1 for the big screen already.
Crystal Skull is the best indy.

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