~*~ Post Your Favorite ~*~
PYF Fastfood breakfasts - If you have eaten enough fastfood breakfasts to actually have a favorite you deserve to drown in your own lard.
Post your favorite anti-Obama quotes from bitter McCain-Palin supporters - The only thing funnier than watching people hurt themselves is watching retards froth at the mouth with impotent rage.
PYF song to have sex to - If she's not making this face you're doing it wrong.
PYF War Movie - I think it was that fat guy from Valve who said "People who buy 400$ graphics cards know how to operate bittorrent". Similarly, people who have a favorite war movie are insecure about their sexuality. They're not necessarily causally related, it's just the case.
PYF horrible/disgusting halloween candy - I saw a Mars bar dressed up as the Joker having sex with two reeses peanut butter cups dressed as Sarah Palin.
~*~ Automotive Insanity ~*~
post hot car chicks and the most AIest images you got - This thread was good last week. This thread is good this week.
Post random car-related cell phone pics - The M-M-M-Megathread
Please goons, help a goonette find a new car/truck - These goony goons get their curvy goonette girlfriend in a 1997 Mazda Miata. GOONS
Our company might make turbo stuff - Aeka 2.0 shares some inside info that apparently many popular aftermarket offroading parts companies are closing down. Also asks for advice on what cars he should make stuff for.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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