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Zug zug me no work me post.
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I am a libertarian; hear me post.
Cultural Calamities
Culture is our forte BURP FARTZ.
We're Bringing Sexy Back
My level 60 Night Elf is a real hottie.
Goons on Drugs
Goons on drugs? Gawrsh!
Get Your Goon On
How very... gooney (strokes chin).
The Best Of...
Great Goon Database: The Best Of
Sad Posts Say So Much
Depression can strike anywhere... even internet forums!
Goon on Girl Action
Girls are scary, mysterious creatures who must be feared.
Armed, Not Dangerous
Guns don't kill people, goons kill people.
Nerd Rage!
Rawwwwrrrr I'm going to kill the morons who canceled Futurama!
Dining In
Goons eat food, report results.
Ask / Tell
Great Goon Database: Ask / Tell
The Dawkins Files
Great Goon Database: The Richard Dawkins Files
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About This Column
The Something Awful Forums are, by far, the greatest and most entertaining community on the internet. From the Comedy Goldmine to Photoshop Phriday, our forums are pretty much the lone island refusing to be engulfed by the sea of stupidity that is the internet. While sections like the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday showcase the intentionally hilarious forum creations, we've failed to reveal the coin's flip side. The Great Goon Database is a depository of unintentionally amusing Something Awful Forum quotes demonstrating the darker side of SA. Special thanks to Goon "LittleJoe" for collecting and sorting these gems.
