This article is part of the SA Celebrity Stalker series.
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Yesterday @ 8pm | BatmanYesterday @ 11pmWas being robbed by two street thugs when they were suddenly yanked into the shadows. Out of nowhere Batman appeared and asked if I was ok. He was super hairy in person and had really bad B.O. Like hair just poking out of every crack and opening of his suit. Robin Williams kind of hair. Ick. |
Today @ 9am | Today @ 11am |
Today @ 12pm | Stephen HawkingToday @ 1pmStephen is, as of this text message, finishing up the last inch of a 32" burrito. He is wearing a leather jacket and looking good. Really buff. Think he's been hitting the gym. |
Steve HarveyToday @ 5pmWitnessed unimaginable pandemonium as Steve Harvey hurled fireballs down from a small airship. I don't think he hit anyone, but somebody has got to stop him before he takes a life! | Louie AndersonToday @ 8pmJust moved into a brand new apartment after saving up for months. Soon as I get in I see a naked Louie Anderson sleeping on a filthy pile of cardboard in the bedroom. I chased him out, but he left the place a mess. I think he's been squatting here all week! |
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