Angry Bird Hot Cross Buns Children
You will find a lot of bad versions of this nursery rhyme on Youtube. Many with weird changes to the lyrics, phonetic singing, and bad animation. But this version, with a shitty Angry Bird's face staring you down and animated like someone skinned it and is wearing it for a mask, is probably the worst.
The Worst Alphabet
From the same channel that brought you that Angry Birds video, comes this piece of shit alphabet. You might have thought it was impossible to mispronounce the alphabet, but think again as K12Kids teaches your kids all the letters from haitch to zed. Helpfully animated with sparkling hatchbacks carrying the alphabet around.
The moral of all these videos is that we, as a just society concerned about future serial killers, should probably stop allowing children to watch Youtube videos. At least that is what I gleaned from that dead-eyed bear staring into the stars.
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