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L@@K>>>>Teach U Crazy shit make time fly<<<<


Holla At: C-Zar @ D Block on 4
Askin: nigga 2 stand point every day while I get mine with my mustache girl Thick Sandy
Niggas word: IS BOND (9 in last 3 months)

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP NIGGAS YO I AM 15 IN ON TRIPLE LIFE I GOT SENT ON ON ACCOUNT OF SOME BULLSHIT INVOLVIN SOME EDANGERED ASS SPECIES AND A FALSE WITNESS SAYING I DONE A FELONY BODILY RAPE ON A ANIMAL I AINT NEVER HEARD OF

DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON 2 THEY IS BITCHES DOWN THERE

C-ZAR IS GOT YOU WHAT YOU NEED IT SAY IN THE BIBLE:

GIVETH A NIGGA A FGI PROTEIN BAR AND A NIGGA EAT FOR A DAY GIVE A NIGGA A SHANK AND TEACH HIM TO POUND A KIDNEY ON A FOOL COME OUT PC LIKE A NIGGA FORGET HE ROLL OVER AND YOU GET ALL HIS SHIT INCLUDING HIS JACK MAGS AND HIS CIGARETTES

C-ZAR GOT CLASS IN SESSION AND FALL TERM IS STARTIN SO YOU BEST SIGN UP SON IF YOU DONT WANT TO MISS OUT

THIS SEMESTER A NIGGA WILL LEARN

  • brewin up some cherry spitwine from red drank you hold in your cheeks and put in a cup back in the cell
  • teachin lessons with a pillowcase and batteries
  • creepin up on a nigga unseen by him, his, and the ninja turtles in delouse line or in the big eat
  • make a cell wife outta platic puddin tops rubberbands and the hair you pull out the shower drain
  • bitin a nigga when he try to yoke a nigga

+MUCH MUCH MORE


THIS SHIT IS THE BEST COURSE IN CONVICT ISSUE YOU GONNA FIND SO DONT BE FOOLED BY NO IMITATORS ON 2 OR 3 I DRIP MY PISS ON THEM NIGGAS

COURSES OPEN FOR FOLLOWERS OF THE WHITE BROTHERHOOD, THE ARYAN CIRCLE, AND LATIN SAINTS NIGGAS WHO DONT LOOK TOO MEXICAN

  • Location: Lambspoke, D-Block, Tier 4
  • Smuggles to: North American Panopticon (Lambspoke, D-Block, Tier 4-13 and Tier 1 ONLY)

InmateID: 9000388938

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