This article is part of the HYURGI TIGERWOODS series.
Not important like business but we still enjoy it if it is about surreal fantasy activities such as a pretty tajik girl. Go ahead and make art and maybe someone will pay you. We will teach you expertise.
Up and coming field hook on to the cyber land and download the future. Worlds Wide Wep of bicebs of digital strenght in information age. Only best Soviet computer expert return to teach at state of art facility in elektrogorsk including 8 micro computer, desk top publisher, a heat suplimantation printer and 1 large computer. Now get degree and major in skills:
Download to upload - put computer files "up"
Robot man commands - make perfect eggs robot man...hmmm...pretty good *throws egg in robot man's face* but I said make perfect eggs.
Robot woman commands - run sexboobs.bat
Medicine technologie - put a dog head on a tajik and forever curse a dog to speak the ugly pig sound of tajik words.
Design your own robot - make him (or HER???) expert on whatever you want from bicebs to coarse grain breads.
Space - about space and what's up there? Is there a planet just like this one with a man as strong as hyurgi? NO it is not a possible thing.
Tajik computer virus - they make virus and they are snakes on bellies with venom.
Fitness program - lift KETTLEBELLS. Get strenght. Dot coms.
Computer animation - Pizzars make hey woodie dot com upload to movie theaters adventures of bus lieyears.
YOU are ready for graduation. Do you feel the vigoration of knowledge pumping through your bicebs and to your warrior heart? This is the moment. You wait all those days on the computer for this magic moment.
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