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"Woo! Woow! Wow! Woooow! Wow! (Can you and I be friends?)"
- Blanka, Street Fighter Alpha 3
Situation Analysis
Even our boldest enemies can be turned into friends at opportune moments. Resist negative or hostile actions, no matter how much you are electrocuted, and greet your greatest foe with an outstretched hand or by pressing A and B at the same time to grapple.
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