qián / Force

Divination Text

"So long weenie king. We won't meet again."

- Kyo Kusanagi, King of Fighters 95

Situation Analysis

We are all kings of our own empires: our relationships, kindnesses and 100-hit combos. Within each of us is the power to create a legend or to ring out and disappear ignominiously. Seek the greatness and inspiration to be found in your move list, no matter what path you must walk to achieve mastery.


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