"My totem is too great for your desperate fighting techniques!"
- T. Hawk, Street Fighter
When you are confronted with a problem that seems insurmountable at first you must not become discouraged or rely on the same technique over and over again. Eventually your opponent will learn to block low kicks. You must travel around their defenses and engage them from an unexpected quarter.
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