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13. The Pringles Face

On its lips a silent scream. We could not kill it, but its power had to be contained.

12. Hypercolor Shirts

You have seen what variations in temperature can do to these shirts. Imagine what they will do under 60 atmospheres of pressure.

11. Donkey Kong Country

Hegel has foreseen the end of history. Beyond cities. After the fall of all nations. A new order will rise with impressive 3D/2D graphics.

Pardon Our Dust
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Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

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