Do you like movies that feature Marvel characters? I hope you like them. A lot. As in, "I could watch several every year until at least 2028," because a new Businessweek article reveals that Marvel has indeed mapped out their movie plans for the next fourteen years.
2014
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Guardians Of The Galaxy
Ghost Rider Is... My Babysitter?
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
X-Men: Days Of Future Past
2015
Ant-Man
Avengers: Age Of Ultron
Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Movi- Hey, Come Back Here!
X-Men: Origins: Wolverine: Uprising: Secret Project: Wolverine
2016
Batman (unauthorized)
Captain America Saves Christmas
Fantastic Four (reboot starring Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, and Kevin James)
The Amazing Spider-Man 3
2017
Au Revoir, Le Wolverine (black and white w/ subtitles)
Iceman And The Beast's Horndog College Road Trip
The Avengers In: Anyone Need Help? You Sure? Well, Let Us Know If Any Bad Guys Show Up
X-Men React To Teen Reactions To Terrible YouTube Videos
2018
Deadpool And She-Hulk Wish For Different Bodies At The Exact Same Time
Doctor Doom (a cgi animated retelling of Air Bud)
The Amazing Spider-Man 4
Thor: Rise Of The Whatevers
2019
Doctor Strange: From Big City Wizard To Small Town Lawyer
Mole Man in action, trying to remember why he existsMole Man Gets A Movie Before Captain Marvel Or Spider-Woman
Punisher: Let's Try This Again
Silver Surfings (indie film about the Silver Surfer trying to live up to his dead brother, the Gold Surfer)
2020
Luke Cage Smacks Villains With His Belt For An Hour And A Half And It's Glorious
The Amazing Spider-Man 5
The Avengers: Sorry, Thought We Heard Someone Calling For Us
Untitled Fin Fang Foom found footage project
2021
Doctor Doom 2 (stop-motion animation retelling of the first movie)
Iron Man 4: Oh No My Suit Is Repeating Everything I Say
The Man Behind The Bugle (the J. Jonah Jameson story, directed by David Fincher)
X-Men: Did Somebody Say "Pizza"???
2022
Captain America Can't Stop Sneezing
The Amazing Spider-Man 6
The Incredible Hulk Becomes A Film Critic
2023
The Amazing Spider-Man 7
Wolverine Returns With Weird Tanlines
2024
The Amazing Spider-Man 8
The Amazing Spider-Man 9
The Amazing Spider-Man 10
X-Men: Divided We Fall, Together We Can Win This Potato Sack Race
2025
Captain America: Defender Of Harem Animes
The Amazing Spider-Man 11
The Amazing Spider-Man 12
The Amazing Spider-Man 13
2026
Ghost Rider Trades His Motorcycle For A Sweet Office Chair With Wheels
The Amazing Spider-Man 14
The Amazing Spider-Man 15
The Amazing Spider-Man 16
2027
The Amazing Spider-Man 17
The Amazing Spider-Man 18
The Amazing Spider-Man 19
2028
Marvel Zombies: Part 1 Of 28
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