Welcome to Spoiler Alerts, a new series where we make up movie spoilers to chase that precious, precious SEO. Speaking of which: "Star Wars The Force Awakens Spoilers Major Spoilers True Spoilers Kylo Ren Dies Han Solo Dies Jar Jar Binks Feet Luke Skywalker Princess Leia Wincest." Sorry about that =) Let's get started!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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