TV ONLY EXISTS

TO GIVE US

A NEVERENDING SUPPLY

OF DINNER TABLE

CAST PHOTO TABLEUS.

OF COURSE THERE'S

ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE

TO BACK UP

THIS OUTRAGEOUS CLAIM.

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