11 of 2012's HOTTEST Female Celeb Pelvis WINS

1. Claire Danes

The "My So Called" star was rocking a SPARKLY set of hips that set the red carpet on fire!

2. Leighton Meester

Leighton's pelvo looked positively LEIGHCIOUS in this curtainlike draping!

3. Rihanna

The always sexy Ms. 'Ihanna showed a little bit of leg at the Brit Awards... but we only care about her PELVIS!

4. Ice T's Big Fake Lady

A his-n-hers pelvis set? We love it! You know Ice T is going to lay down the "law and order" on that oversized hipbone.

5. Anime

Anime just keeps getting better! Here's one hot pelvis your grandma will NEVER steal!

6. Kanye West

Kanye looked ever so delicate in this classic gilded ensemble.

7. iPad Mini

The slim midsection of the iPad mini holds outrageous processing power... and a fully-functional pelvis!

8. Katy Perry

Katy Perry's veiny arms grip a jacket like a woodsman strangling a rabbit... and check out the heat she's packing in the pelvic area!

9. Grumpy Cat

Everyone's favorite deformed kitten lives a life of misery and mockery... but there's no denying the cuteness of that hairy little pelvis!

10. Carly Rae Jepsen

Carly Rae burned up the charts with her hit single "One Direction," but her pelvis was even hotter!

11. Greg Evigan

Greggy Tah rocked a casual jeans-and-tee outfit at this premier. Who ya pointing at, Greg? Cause WE are pointing at YOUR pelvis!

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