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> Enter office, ask to speak to Moe
> Take trashcan lid as a shield.
> scream "friendship is power" and hit with with your fucking axe while you attempt to block his attacks with your shield
> switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire
no wait, this is perfect
>switch back to Bryon, bar room 1 door, set motel on fire
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