Because you're a bunch of maladjusted freaks?


It was different dating an American girl because NEITHER OF YOU KNEW HOW TO SPEAK THE OTHER'S LANGUAGE. She couldn't quite understand your pleas of, "Can I please touch your boobs yet?!"


The Japanese really want you in their country.


You guys sure are on the edge of comedy.


Doitamatshite (I'm gay)


Yeah, now they want you in their country even more.


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