No I told you already, the air is coming from her side. Almost as if she has popped like a tire. WHY WONT YOU LISTEN?
No I mean literally, they dont do anything. They just lay there like a beached whale and I just cant get over what I believe might be actual pity for them. What is happening to me!?
You know why you can't find any pictures right? Because you can't fucking tell the difference you jackass!
Ladies please respond. I need to know how you feel about me choking on my own puke after catching a glimpse of your thong disappearing into the abyss located in the middle of your ass.
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