Imagine saying this about a forum called KEANU SLUTS. The best moments in your life came from KEANU SLUTS.


You're about to climax and staring an orgasm right in the face. What do you do? What do you do?


That would be a great bit for a comedy show. A woman who just got fucked slipping on her cum and you could put a laugh track over it. Nobody steal my idea.


And now women are suddenly into Star Trek. This was a nice boys only club we had, once.


Keanu Reeves sucks and ruins every movie he's in. Devil's Advocate would have been great if not for this guy. And that's the tooth!


Special thanks to Cad, DumbWhiteGuy, Drunken Lullabies, ShutteredIn, Roguestar, wren, esc, Secks, Vyze, Warszawa and russie is HERE, who I am all related to and screw regularly.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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