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God I love watching people implode on the Internet.


This is what happens when a goon gets married.


Having babies is a hobby for this woman. And I thought my model train collection was bad.


DH is crying because his crazy ass wife is taking enough fertility drugs to give birth to the entire cast of The Little Rascals.


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