McDonald's failed to satisfy this man's refined palate.
Only a free toy and the kind words of a hobo could mitigate this fast-food nightmare.
I think to insult foreigners you need to speak your country's language better than they do.
Coke causes autism.
THEY FORGOT MY FRIES AND WANTED TO JUST SEE WHAT THEY COULD DO
You can't swear at managers? Sorry, I forgot this was NAZI GERMANY!
Alex S. is a picky eater.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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