"Happy Girl" is obviously crazy ... about success!

He's mad because he ordered four cheeseburgers and got only three.

The manager misunderstood what nuggets he was referring to.

Keywords: Schizophrenia

I'd pee in this guy's Coke too.

– Jedidiah (@notoriousamoeba)

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