I want to receive God's huge load.
A mountain of posts is too much for one man.
Stop masturbating and install Linux. That'll solve all your problems!
Masturbation is a natural part of life! And uhm... so is spying on your best friend having sex with his girlfriend. There's nothing to be ashamed of... I think.
But I need my hand for tugging on my pecker!
Listen, God hasn't stopped loving me and I haven't stopped loving jerking off. Everybody is a winner here.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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