Premature ejaculation? Come on, these women expect us to be on time when they're always late! Can you say double standard?!
Glans... what a filthy word. Hey Rick, show me your glans. Sure thing, Bob. I don't think that'd be sexy even if I were gay.
There aren't too many of these in today's article but make sure you click on this image to see the whole thing. Rosie is a blowup doll he got when he was 14. Probably!
Since when did you have to "come out" with the fact that you have a small penis?
Here's the other oversized image for this week. Click on it if you want to read about a tragic story between father and son.
I don't think I'd post in this forum even if I were under 4.5 inches erect.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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