Dear Spokker,There is this girl at work who I really like. The problem is that I like to poop in women's mouths and I'm not sure if she is into that. How should I approach her and get her into shit play???
- Shitfaced in Sacramento
I quit.
Susan's Sex Support
I don't understand the need for sex advice sites. What is so hard about sex? For males, you rub your dick on something or someone else and repeat until you ejaculate. For woman, you wait until you have recieved the proper compensation in the form of dinner, drinks, or money, then you open your legs and pretend you're enjoying it. Why someone would have such a hard time with sex that they have to ask Susan for advice is beyond me.
As a special treat this week I will spare you from my dumb comments. I felt that small blue squares would be funnier.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.
Previous Articles
- American Cheerleader, The Gladiator Zone, Unleashed, and Steam
- Blazin' Squad, Duke Nukem Forever, and The Incest Board
- Animated Lust, DDR Freak, Adult Swim
- The Howard Stern Forums
- Living with Style
Suggested Articles
- Dear President Oboe II
- Cold Light of Day; Resident Evil: Retribution; The Odd Life of Timothy Green; Arbitrage; Berberian Sound Sudio; Anna Karenina
- Total Recall; Your Sister's Sister; Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days; Bernie
- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter; Brave; Seeking a Friend for the End of the World; Hysteria: Red Lights; That's My Boy; The Pact
- Jack the Giant Slayer; 21 and Over; The Last Exorcism Part II; Stoker; Snitch
