That's positive. The moon and the night are just not thanked enough.
I feed because it's a great way to get all the vitamins and minerals you need to stay strong and healthy.
Sometimes I have a big hankering for cake. But I can understand how someone could crave blood instead of cake. But cake is pretty good.
Why don't you just drink V8?
All this "bloodsucking" they are talking about basically happens in AOL chat rooms every night.
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