Sounds perfectly reasonable. You are gay right?


Oh one last thing. I have absolutely no idea how my body works.


Why can't I have dreams this badass? An all out war between Angels and trenchcoat-wearing Satanists AND zero debt. It's just not fair.


What the hell kind of therapist are you visiting?


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