When the biggest history nerd at school tries to become a thug it's a very unhappy time.
I don't want to see your "dukey."
There are way too many adjectives in "fuck off,ya nazis" definition to take him seriously.
Where you goin', Spiderman?
There's something fundamentally wrong with "1337 d00d."
Nice try, Cheesegod.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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