Heatseeker
Haymaker and The Vein return for a feast of cyborg-on-human punchfighting!
Dude, Where's My Dog?
Goddamn it, if the dog's invisible we have to look at the human actors debasing themselves.
Barbarian Queen 2
The most barbaric thing about this movie was deciding not to burn the film negatives on the spot.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Using the Dark Arts to pants a bully during third form seems kind of wasteful to us, honestly.
God's Not Dead 2
Let the spirit of shitty moviness fill you as Christianity goes on trial!
The Supernaturals
The South rises again in zombie form, to bore the North to death!
Planet Raptor
A Romanian village full of velociraptors vs. a bunch of marines...in space.
Alien Apocalypse
Bruce Campbell vs. giant termites that might just be the worst alien invaders since Signs.
Post Impact
After the comet icepocalypse, watch Dean Cain re-enact the movie "Aliens", but without any aliens.
The Shadow Men
Here come the Men in Black *clap clap* They might just kill your dog
Aztec Rex
Conquistadors vs. Aztecs vs. T-rex, the historical battle royale nobody asked for!
Sweet Justice
An elite all-female kickboxing squad wastes our time, and apparently dogs are poisonous now?
Dark Universe
An alien menace in the Everglades, and Joe Estevez sucks at lying about spaceship crashes!
The Double 0 Kid
Corey Haim faces off against roller hockey gangs and computer chess viruses of doom!
Submerged
Steven Seagal mumbles and glares his way through a gauntlet of unnecessary cuts and zooms.
Christian Mingle
A holy trainwreck of product placement, bland romance, and incredible gluttony!
Titanic: The Legend Goes On
Rapping dogs, mariachi mice, massive copyright infringement? Must be another Italian Titanic anime!
