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Casino Royale meets The Sting meets a screenwriter with severe ADD.
All the weird, blotchy nudity, robo-chicken-dinosaur-zombies, and Earth Killing you can handle!
Dan Haggerty and Joe Estevez get grizzly all up in Paul Bunyan's bizzly!
Twenty-five breast shots, twenty-seven butt shots, one draw and quartering, zero redeeming qualities
Peanuts the Pony and his fuzzy chum Sugarplum solve rodeo ninja murder mysteries with the Chooper!
Star Wars meets Mad Max, and they both die of boredom from watching this movie.
Don't fight it. You can't beat the hole.
A fat idiot whose only friend is a dead crab kills and eats his wife for not making him a sandwich.
Barbarians, thongs, midgets, a calculator watch, and enough 80s hair to re-kill the dinosaurs!
Amish rape wizard David Carradine hangs out with some big violent jerks!
Dancing mummies, blood burgers, Mortal Kombat, massacres, mayhem, and the worst Burning Man ever!
A mystical order of kung-fu kangaroos are mankind's only hope, too bad they never show up!
Miley Cyrus has all the sex, chickens get fisted, and there's a band called No Shampoo! LOL!
A cautionary tale of extreme caving, near-cannibalism, and badly telegraphed murders.
Spring break with douchebags, uber-nerds, latent homoeroticism, and badly attempted rape, woo!
Folksy science-cops and autistic porn-mustachioed cyborg cops, it's the future of law enforcement!
Rocky meets Star Wars with exciting aliens like "four-armed space hobbit" and "bug that can't move".
Witness the many glorious faces of Dennis Quaid, and some lizard aliens and spaceships and stuff.
A supervillain brings society to its knees by guessing the password to every computer.
Come with us on a tour of the heart of cinematic darkness (and also plagiarism.)
A movie for gamers by gamers, what could possibly go wrong?
The most contrived and boring airplane disaster movie you'll ever see!
A ripoff of a ripoff of Godzilla, written by a guy once kidnapped by Kim Jong-Il!
The thrilling conclusion of the Recon saga...in space!
If they'd just put a ghost bell on the ghost cat, the movie could've been 4 minutes long.
Easily the best zombie movie ever made...in Germany...in 1990.
Witness a legendary martial-arts battle against human decency and shirts!
It's just like Star Wars, if Luke spent the whole movie tooling around the desert.
If cats could talk, they would tell you to never watch this movie.
A stoner horror movie about a soul-eating pinata, and yes, it's even worse than it sounds.
Recon Squad returns to fight a whole new set of stupid CGI monsters...in space!
Not the world's worst ninja movie, but definitely the world's worst movie ninja.
An insufferable asshole stumbles across the spooky ghost town his dickhead friends happen to be telling ghost stories about and gets them all killed by being an idiot.
Quo Vadis? That's Italian. It means "We kick ass."
Bucket list item #22: backflip out of an El Camino into a kung-fu battle.
"Is everything alright?" "No, Willy, Grandpa's a Nazi."
Your paintball-combat nightmares come true...in space!
Egg-shaped nazis, secret-agent baboons, and papier-mache Hitlers, together at last
A chilling tale of what happens when a teenage girl who looks like the platonic ideal of a Barbie doll is called "Lardo" by the Internet.
Christopher Lee headlines the worst alien-on-alien combat you'll ever see.
Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen team up to ruin the film noir genre forever.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a fist punching a human face - forever.
So, there's a boy who becomes a dog. He's connected to the CIA, and then he becomes a bird. WHAT IS THIS, ANIMAL KINGDOM?!?
Some actor from the Philippines has the courage to act out every man's fantasy scenario: Killing Satan with holy lasers!
Seven directors, W.A.S.P. and Bull fucking Shannon team up to bring you the worst movie of the '80s!
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