I Livetweet The Dumb Stuff My Boss Says! #BossFails
Everyone thinks they have the world's dumbest boss, but mine really takes the cake!
Here's Some Star Wars Spoilers I Made Up To Get Attention
There's a Star Wars movie coming out??
Highlights from Obama's Address If A Bee Had Flown In
Last night, President Obama gave a powerful address from the Oval Office. But what if a bee had flown in?
Real Slate Headline or Fake Slate Headline?
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Pokémon Battle Tips From A Psychopath
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
What's Coming To Netflix In 2016
From "Ghost Lawyer" to "Whus' All Dis' Den," here's a preview of 2016's hottest Netflix Original Series.
Worf's Honor Roll
Stabbing someone in the back? No honor. Stabbing someone in the front? Hella honor.
Hey, We See You're Using Adblock Plus!
Won't you consider whitelisting us? We promise: no more Santa porno ads!
Lines Cut From "Hotel For Dogs" Due To Time Constraints
'My children are dead! Damn you, Hotel For Dogs!'
The Ultimate Bernie/Hillary Meme
Here's where Bernie & Hillary stand, in one convenient, lie-packed meme.
Signs You Aren't Invited To Jim & Karen's Wedding
Jim & Karen's wedding is gonna be a blast! Here's some hints you aren't invited.
Magneto's Advice Column
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
The Worst Reddit Writing Prompts Of All Time
Reddit's /r/writingprompts covers what redditors truly care about: time travel, Harry Potter, Batman & Hitler.
The Five CRAZIEST Moments From Last Night's EMMY Awards
Here's the five wildest moments from one amazing night!
Hearthstone Emotes We Actually Need
Hearthstone has over 30 million players worldwide. So clearly, they're doing something wrong. Could more useful emotes save this doomed little game?
iTunes New & Noteworthy & Terrible Podcasts!
Ariana Grande? No way! Here's a podcast that looks squarely at Ariana Grande and says, ‘No way!’
Minutes of the 2015 Unicode Emoji Meeting
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
What's New on Netflix This Month!
NOW STREAMING: Something with A Sexy Lady on the Cover, But It's About Human Trafficking, You Creep
Incendiary Slate Headlines That Are Totally Up for Grabs!
As a service to underpaid Slate.com freelancers, SA has compiled a list of ‘clickworthy’ headlines that are sure to stop Facebook users mid-scroll. Because who has time to think of a think piece?
Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
