Jeevansathi Indian Matrimonials, submitted by KillTylerDurden. Ever wonder what an Indian dating/arranged marriage website might look like? Me either, but here's one anyway!

i am, mba from nagpur. i am slim, fair, goo-looking with a charming personality.i love reading, palnting and travelling.i belong to upper middle-class bisa agrawal family.

I guess you don't have a b. in spelling, but as long as you're goo-looking, baby.

She is a homely, talented and caring girl and has great value of Indian Traditions FATHER Shri Gur Prem Lal, M.Sc.(maths), M.Stat. Retired from Class-I officer, MedicalDeptt.SAIL Bhilai Steel Plant MOTHER Smt. Asha Lal, M.A., M.Ed..Professor, Faculty of Education, Kalyan Mahavidyalaya, Bhilai SISTERSm.

Yikes, her bio calls her homely and then goes on to spend more of the bio talking about her parents. I will never be able to comprehend India's caste system.

I think the main difference between these and personals in the United States is that these folks are more honest, more demanding and probably more well educateder than us Americans. 75% of them have fucking Master's degrees. I barely have a highschool diploma. If China doesn't get us India will.

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