"Chill Sergeant", rhymes with "Drill Sergeant". Thanks to the Something Awful Forums for pointing this one out, and for the ensuing pages of jokes!


give me twenty, maggot!
*trainee Maggot (friendly nickname) hugs sergeant for 20 full seconds*


Chill Sergeant: Hup-One, let's have some fun! Hup-Two buckle my shoe! Hup-Three come Hup with me! Bring it on down

Recruits: Fun Shoe Hup with you, Fun Shoe, HUP MORE!!!


sergeant: i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

me: hey i think i heard that line before. its from fullmetal jacket right

sergeant: haha yeah. great movie


I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! That's really impressive, remind me to have you show me that one day

Saint Isaias Boner

Sarge: Sleep tight, ladies, because tomorrow we're getting up at the crack of dawn for a 5-mile run

private: that's too early for me, can we do it later?

Sarge: ok


Chill Sergeant(whispering): Excuse me, I hate to be a bother but... we're all waiting on you to wake up for a 10 mile march

Recruit: **Hrungh** (rolls over and goes back to sleep)

Chill Sergeant (still whispering): Ok everyone let's all quietly return to our cots and sleep this one in. Sweet dreams! I hope you all know I mean it, too

google THIS

fall in! *takes hit from a bong hanging around his neck*


I don't know but I've been told
Puppy noses are mighty cold
Nice dogs
Good dogs
(tghere are happy doggies walking along with the marching trainees)

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