"Chill Sergeant", rhymes with "Drill Sergeant". Thanks to the Something Awful Forums for pointing this one out, and for the ensuing pages of jokes!
give me twenty, maggot!
*trainee Maggot (friendly nickname) hugs sergeant for 20 full seconds*
Chill Sergeant: Hup-One, let's have some fun! Hup-Two buckle my shoe! Hup-Three come Hup with me! Bring it on down
Recruits: Fun Shoe Hup with you, Fun Shoe, HUP MORE!!!
sergeant: i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
me: hey i think i heard that line before. its from fullmetal jacket right
sergeant: haha yeah. great movie
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! That's really impressive, remind me to have you show me that one day
Saint Isaias Boner
Sarge: Sleep tight, ladies, because tomorrow we're getting up at the crack of dawn for a 5-mile run
private: that's too early for me, can we do it later?
Chill Sergeant(whispering): Excuse me, I hate to be a bother but... we're all waiting on you to wake up for a 10 mile march
Recruit: **Hrungh** (rolls over and goes back to sleep)
Chill Sergeant (still whispering): Ok everyone let's all quietly return to our cots and sleep this one in. Sweet dreams! I hope you all know I mean it, too
fall in! *takes hit from a bong hanging around his neck*
I don't know but I've been told
Puppy noses are mighty cold
(tghere are happy doggies walking along with the marching trainees)
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
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