To mark the special occasion of baseless speculation continuing regarding the Cloverfield monster, here's an inflatable Cthulu!

This fieldmouse hides a dark secret, and I urge you not to stare into its eyes if you value your sanity.

At last! A goomba that will burst when you jump on it!

Also made was a grenade, which is a trademark of this very website, along with rambling captions which appear to have been written by a mentally deranged individual.

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