ilikedirt
jiffy lube is the only chain business to successfully survive the apocalypse
Carver Crisis
post
ilikedirt
FUEL INJECTUS
Grimarest
Me! me!
ilikedirt
THE OILY BARON
Higgins
please name me, OP
ilikedirt
MURDERBLOKE
AbDomen
i am ready for this
ilikedirt
THE GRUBMOTHER
vyst
Poz my neg hole
ilikedirt
THE BLISTER GARDENER
Malevolent Toilet
Signed in just to get a Mad Max name.
ilikedirt
GASH QUEEN
tweekinator
I PRAY TO HIM: V8!
ilikedirt
DORK CHOKEHOLD, RINGLEADER OF THE FLAMING CIRCUS
Frank Serpico
You had better not fuck this up!
ilikedirt
WILDERLING THE FERAL CROW COMMANDER
Airstream Driver
Damn am I too late?
ilikedirt
MUSCULUS THE HUGEST WOMAN IN BARTEROPOLIS
Thanks to ilikedirt for the names! You can use one of them elsewhere on the Internet if you credit the SA Forums, I guess, but it won't really work because the names are personally customized, so the sporting thing would be to sign up, post in the still-active thread and receive your rightful title!
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