Mathhole

>Take fetus. Exit north.

Atma


Kumbamontu

>lie to christopher about how much you adore his writing, coax him into following you

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Lemonpieman

activate the hell laser at hitler, and while it slowly rises to his crotch laugh at him and walk over to the person in the middle

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Kumbamontu

> pick up the cross christopher is attached to, leaving the other two behind. exit south

Atma


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