Kid Gloves

> pick up the cross, go into the portal room

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Nettle Soup

>Open inventory, mutilate the bat.

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>use hellbat wings & aborted fetus

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Wildlife Analysis

> kill flying-fetus, take hitchens, bat wings, and pitchfork into portal

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Wildlife Analysis

> recite the entirety of Atlas Shrugged at the portal

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