City of Glompton
the bride wants the groom to throw the garter, but she also refuses to let go of it
several dogs hired for the specific purpose of stopping any squirrels from disrupting the ceremony
wedding planner: for your location, do you want to do an indoor ceremony, or do you want to go outside?
*dog couple loses their d@mn minds*
When the bride and groom drive off from the wedding, the rest of the guests chase after them.
I Was The Fury
Groom growls and snaps at other guests that approach cake while he is eating his portion
the bride barks nervously as she notices that one of the servers they've hired is also the "police dog" that her friends had hired for her bachelorette party
Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The best man stands up on his hind legs and starts barking his speech, all the other guests start barking too.
A young pup runs their paw around the rim of a wine glass, causing everyone in the room to start howling.
Bride drags her butt on the carpet all the way up the aisle.
big black turnout
the ceremony is slightly religious but nothing too dogmatic
GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
The ceremony is starting, the nervous groom is going through his mental check-list to see if he remembered everything."Oh my god. I totally forgot to roll in something grotesque!" His best man just smiles and gestures to a dead squirrel he dragged in from the bushes, "I've got your back, bro."
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